too practical for a caftan

[clever title here]

too practical for a caftan


Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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